I'm a liar.
A professional prevaricator. I've been signed by one of the biggest publishers in the world. I've been on too many bestseller lists to count. But my biggest accomplishment was fooling all of you. This is the mostly true story of the lies I've told you; my coup de grâce... with a few names changed to protect those who still want to claim they are innocent.
Be warned - They are liars too.
