"Metrics That Don't Exist" is a book of impossible measurements: fragments that read like poems, field notes, and diagnostic logs from a quietly malfunctioning world. Each metric observes how technology, memory, and emotion overlap and drift apart: the pause between signal and feeling, the hum of a machine that remembers too much, a cursor blinking with purpose. Accompanied by the author's own photographs of urban coincidences and overlooked details, these pieces trace the quiet intelligence of the everyday, and the strangeness of being alive inside the network.