Can a seventy-six-year-old iron butt still find love, adventure, and meaningfulness by riding a Harley across America? Yes! This novella is about ten shades of a prototypical horny woman and all the intimacy, adventure, craziness, violence, and riding that has been tied into that. Harley Knight, the protagonist, uses dating sites to recruit each of ten women in ten states to accept an intimate and adventurous date with him over a span of ten thousand miles and less than one month. Yes, with talented help from an ethical non-monogamist, that can be done! Along the way, Harley is being tracked by a jealous ex-husband of Harriet, his first cross-country date. Harley is quick to share his concerns and humor. Do riding destinations really exist? Yes!