**Swipe. Date. Repeat.** After a brutal divorce, Johnny Depth set out to understand modern women-and accidentally became the most experienced first dater in Palm Beach County. Portrait of a Palm Beach Player: 1000 First Dates is his unapologetic chronicle of romantic misadventures, shocking red flags, emotional landmines, and the hidden truths men learn the hard way. Forget the rom-com fantasies. This is what dating really looks like when you're older, wiser, and unwilling to settle. You'll learn: - Why some women are addicted to drama-and how to spot it on the first date - How modern dating apps rig the game against you - The red flags no man should ignore (yes, even the hot ones) - Why feminine energy-not beauty-is the real secret to attraction - How to walk away, stay sane, and never lose your power again Whether you're divorced, dating, or just damn curious, Portrait of a Palm Beach Player: 1000 First Dates will make you laugh, cringe, nod in agreement-and maybe even change the way you play the game. **Warning:** Not for the faint of heart-or the easily offended.