ANYA, 22, GETS BANGED BY A WRINKLY ON BURNS NIGHT Anya has been invited to a Burns Supper, an annual Scottish tradition held on 25 January each year to celebrate the birth of their famous poet Robert Burns. It's held at a Scottish Castle, and the bored beauty gets lost. Surprised by an elderly man, the busty girl forgets to ask him directions back to the party... and instead starts to wonder what he might have under his kilt. The first of a series of filthy shorts from D.F. Darke, the dirty old man of erotica, telling calendar-themed tales featuring old men having adult fun with younger women (all aged 18+). Beginning with a Burns Night bang, look out for a Valentine's Day surprise for elderly Walter, a June wedding that gets out of hand, and a grandpa enjoying tricks and treats at Halloween. Extract "With her sexy eyes fixed on the old man's eager face, Anya flicked her tongue teasingly over the glistening glans, focusing particularly on his meatus, which was already dribbling clear, salty liquid. She licked and teased the tip until the old man's face turned red and sweat glistened on his brow. Then she took the cockhead in her mouth and sucked gently; this would be a mind-blowing blowjob, she had decided..."