WELCOME TO THE AI REVOLUTION?PLEASE SIGN HERE CONFIRMING YOU UNDERSTAND IT.
Guaranteed to Fail at AI Adoption is a satirical anti-guide for anyone who's ever been told "we're AI-first now" and then given exactly zero rules, zero process, and a warm suggestion to "use good judgment."
In these 12 chapters, Doc Disaster walks you through the fastest, cleanest ways to sabotage AI adoption at work: announce everything, define nothing, measure prompts instead of outcomes, and convert every real question into a recurring meeting. It's workplace comedy with realistic details?policy theater, steering committees that don't steer, shadow tool usage, blame culture, and dashboards that glow brighter as value quietly leaves the building.
INSIDE YOU'LL FIND:
- 12 chapter "documents from the rollout" (memos, transcripts, email chains, chat threads, reviews, and more)
- Recurring failure engines: NO RULES, NO PROCESS, NO ACCOUNTABILITY
- Delightful corporate side effects: steering committees, shadow bans, metric worship, and "we'll circle back" as a lifestyle
- A mandatory end-of-chapter checklist: Checklist for Guaranteed Failure (concrete steps you should absolutely not follow)
PERFECT FOR:
- Leaders who want "adoption" but don't want decisions
- Managers caught between "show wins" and "don't take risks"
- PMs, analysts, engineers, HR, IT, and compliance folks living inside a rollout announcement
- Anyone who's ever asked, "Is this allowed?" and received the answer, "It depends who's asking."
IMPORTANT NOTE: This is satire. It's not legal advice, compliance guidance, or a substitute for doing the boring, responsible work of implementing things on purpose.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Doc Disaster is the author of the "Guaranteed to Fail ..." mini-book series?warm, dry anti-guides for modern work, where the wrong way is described so clearly you can almost see the right way hiding behind it.
