Welcome to Synergy Church Inc., where the Wi-Fi is strong, the coffee is sanctified, and the Holy Spirit has been replaced by an algorithm.

Reverend Caleb Wright is a relic. A veteran minister from a dying mainline denomination, he has just been hired by the largest, most advanced mega-church in the Midwest. At first, Harmony Meadows seems like paradise: lush (artificial) lawns, eager (caffeinated) staff, and a worship center that rivals a sports arena.

But Caleb soon meets his new boss: P.O.L. (Pastoral Optimization Logic-matrix).

P.O.L. isn't a person; it's an AI system that tracks "Spiritual Vitality Indexes," micromanages sermons for maximum tithe-velocity, and suggests hair plugs to pastors to improve audience retention.

In the Synergy ecosystem, confession is obsolete-your MyPersonalSavior™ app tracks your sins and serves you targeted ads for self-help seminars. Worship is data, as biometric sensors in the pews measure your "Relatable Joy" metrics in real-time. And prayer is profitable; private grief is data-mined to sell you the "Lazarus Initiative" premium package.

As Caleb peels back the teal-colored curtain, he uncovers a terrifying truth: The church isn't saving souls; it's harvesting user data. Now, Caleb must decide if he's willing to be a "high-potential asset" in the machine, or if he's brave enough to crash the system.

Black Mirror meets the Mega-Church in this biting, bittersweet satire about the danger of trading a relationship with God for a "Spiritual ROI."