Rate Me Red by Richie Chevat Gordy has a problem. His girlfriend, Poppy Nicole, wants to meet him in REALITYTM. It's the year 2043 and the Internet has morphed into the VidNet. Everyone and anyone can have a VidNet show, but it's the people who are rated, not the shows, on a scale from Purple to Red. Poppy just knows that if she and Gordy meet in REALITYTM and better yet, have sex in REALITYTM, it's sure to boost her rating. But the prospect makes Gordy so nervous he fails to heed the warning signs of a worldwide economic collapse caused by a bubble in imaginary toothpaste sale). Will Gordy be able to save VidNet Society? More importantly, will he and Poppy have sex in REALITY? The answers lie in Rate Me Red. Part Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and part Gulliver's Travels, Rate Me Red is a hilarious comic adventure, a sharp social satire and a love story that takes place in the near future in a consumer-mad world not that different from our own.