Description: Quinn knows exactly what book she's been reincarnated into: a trashy melodrama where the obsessive, gorgeous male lead cages the heroine like a spider wrapping a fly. Her plan is simple-lift weights, keep her head down, and stay far, far away from him. There's just one problem. Her cold, sneering stepbrother, the designated "hot evil second male," fell in a river and came back... wrong. Now he's sprouting slippery little tentacles, trailing her like an enormous lovestruck golden retriever, and blowing bubbles whenever she pokes him. Turns out Silas isn't the villain. He's an ancient octopus river-god who imprinted on her years ago-and he is absolutely, devastatingly in love with her. A laugh-out-loud paranormal romance about dodging your scripted fate and accidentally getting proposed to by a clingy sea monster.