Ever squint at a menu and wonder if it is written in ancient runes?

Ever walk into a wall and confidently blame the wall? You are not alone, and you are about to feel deeply, hilariously understood.

You Can't See Like You Used To is the laugh-out-loud companion for anyone who has recently discovered that their eyes have staged a quiet rebellion. From the soul-crushing "which is better, one or two?" optometrist exam to the fog that attacks your lenses every time you eat soup, this book captures every absurd, frustrating, and universally relatable moment of life behind lenses.

Inside, you will discover:

• • The quiet panic of realizing your phone has been blurry for three years
  • The comedy of choosing frames while you literally cannot see your own reflection
  • The daily betrayal of rain, steam, and every hot beverage in existence
  • The existential crisis of waking up with glasses crushed on your face
  • The endless scavenger hunt for the glasses already sitting on your head

  This is not a medical guide. It is a survival guide, a support group, and a warm hug for every person who has ever cleaned their lenses with a napkin and made everything worse.

  Whether you just got your first pair of readers or you now switch between two pairs like a confused magician, this book sees you. Eventually.